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CNN.com: Microsoft Sets Launch Date for ‘Halo 3′

On Sept. 25, I will be hanging out with my buddies who have XBox 360s and ordering food and sitting in my own filth for approximately 36 hours watching/playing the final installment in what I consider to be one of the finest video game franchises… ever.

For a girl, I kind of don’t suck at Halo. I’m nasty with a sniper rifle, but cannot, for the life of me, play on “inverted,” which my hardcore gamer friends make fun of me for (they swear that “inverted” is the only true way to play the game). However, I take equal amounts of enjoyment in merely watching people play the game. Visually, it’s stunning… especially on an HDTV. The sountrack kicks ass and the video interludes and storyline are supercool. I also have heard rumors for years of a possible ‘Halo’ movie, which had better be made by someone other than the dudes who made ‘Doom,’ because that movie sucked (although the FPS at the end was kinda cool).

In addition, I apologize for the lack of verbal acuity in this post, but I need to talk like a 15-year-old boy when I talk about ‘Halo’ because that is what this game turns me into.

For those of you who also think MasterCheif is hot as hell, here you go:

Mastercheif.

Thanks to HaloSquad.com for the image!

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