Last week, a Toronto elementary school principal admitted that she threw feces at a student.

Maria Pantalone, 49, was charged with two counts of assault – one against that child and one against another – but only admitted to one of the charges today.

“I couldn’t take it any more,” she testified, in describing the provocative circumstances leading up to the incident last June 30.

But she agreed it wasn’t in any way justified.

Let me be the first to say that I wholeheartedly disagree with Maria’s opinion. I commend her for taking matters into her own poo-stained hands. I think she should be applauded, with her actions a warning against future bratty students. Imagine if class clowns knew they ran the risk of dookie flying towards them by their teachers for inappropriate behavior? I know it would have certainly made me think twice before throwing those paper airplanes in 5th grade.

Maria, this future parent salutes you. If my child ever badmouths you or any other school figure, don’t’ be afraid to slingshot a few fudge dragons towards the little ragamuffin.

Source: The Star

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