A few months back I wrote a list of 35 things that make me happy. I made a pact with myself to write 35 things that make me unhappy. Luckily, Mike’s blog, My List of Happiness, reminded about my pact. Now I will grace the masses with the list of 35 things that dissatisfy me.

Loud people. There are times when it’s OK to be loud. Enjoying a concert, acting in a play, singing (by yourself, if you’re not a Grammy winner) are some of the few activities that are admissible. However, talking on the phone (cell or land line) and having a normal conversation is NOT an OK time to talk in a loud manner when you are in a small office, tight living quarters, on public transportation or in line at any retail or food establishment.

Close talkers. Never is it OK to be able to smell someone�s breath in a conversation because they are 10 inches away from your face.

Big eyed conversationalists. What are you excited about? Really?!

Judgment. People who pass judgment because of your age, the way you dress, your appearance, your sex and your race I am sick of people claiming to know who I am because of how young I appear.

Bad tattoos. Tribal tattoos, cartoon tattoos, poorly done colored tattoos and dragon tattoos, including a pizza tattoo (amongst several other bad tattoo ideas). Why would you want any of those on your body for the rest of your life? Find a better tattoo artist. I can recommend one even!

Name droppers. I don’t care what famous person (people) you know. Unless you can give me their money, I really could care less.

Hyperactive adults. Enough said.

Bi Polar or indecisive people (men in particular). Make up your mind! Please stop confusing me. I never ever want to go through this again with any other boyfriend, boy friend or ex boyfriend. I am sick of the ups and downs. Tell me what you want, leave it at that and it will get done.

Flakes. I have had enough flakey people in my life to last me until I die.

Dropping off the face of the planet. Where did you go? Explain to me why you decided to stop talking to everyone.

Guys who drop you once they�ve found a girlfriend. I don’t understand when guy friends drop you like a bad habit once they’ve found a significant other. I’m certainly not going to try and steal you away from her. If I wanted to do that I would’ve done it already. Don’t count on me being a friend once you’ve broken up with her.

Beer. It makes me feel bloated and it doesn’t get me drunk quick enough.

Dirty keyboards. I’m on a computer constantly whether it’s at work or at home. I don’t want to look down and see dust collected on the keyboard.

Horrible customer service. Not much else to say.

Germaphobes who do germy activities. An example would be a germaphobe who smokes. I know it’s not the same thing but I still feel that it defeats the purpose.

Starbucks customers. No matter where you go they are all demanding, always take the wrong drinks and drop things at the most inconvenient time.

Passive aggressive people. Don’t play games with me.

Illegal drugs. I’ve seen it kill the best and worse of people. I’ve seen it ruin lives. I’ve seen the effects before my very eyes. It’s just an evil evil thing if you can’t control the addiction.

Non signalers. That is all.

Cold fries. They simply just do not taste the same. Cold Ketchup is the worse, too.

Child abusers. Why would you feel the need to control a young child? They cannot defend themselves in any manner. What possesses a person to become so powerful over someone so innocent? I will never ever understand this. By far, child abuse is the saddest most awful cruel thing to me.

Animal cruelty. Just as above, I will never be able to understand animal abuse.

Demanding mothers. I have one. I loathe it.

Revengeful people (particularly ex girlfriends). I understand the angry and resentment when something bad happens to you. Trust me, I’ve encountered almost everything horrible. This includes cheating boyfriends. Yet, I do not feel and have never felt need to seek revenge on anyone. Is your confidence really that low that you need a boost in making someone else feel miserable?

Inflicted Road Rage drivers. You scare me.

Lazy co workers. Pull your weight!

Bad drunk. I hate the emotional drunk. The kind where you are crying and calling people you love (but can’t tell them in the present). It’s the drunk where you are stumbling and your stomach feels awful. Then to make the night worse you start throwing up.

Lazy housewives. First off, I could never be a housewife. I would be extremely bored. My life would not feel complete unless I was doing something other than cleaning and taking care of my kids. If I had to be a housewife I certainly would pick up around the house, do the laundry and (try to) cook dinner. I do not understand women who are at their home all day and do absolutely nothing. They have a dirty house and order out for food. It baffles me!

Dry hands. They are not fun to hold or have.

Working more than 7 days in a row. You get really exhausted and cranky when this happens. I am a walking example.

People who do not reply to you. I love it especially when I email someone and they never email me back. Or text message me or never call me back. I enjoy it when it’s an urgent matter and still no reply.

Women who wear clothes that is 4 sizes too small. I could watch porn if I really needed to see that much skin.

Beer/food bellies. They are not attractive.

Rich young kids (ages 10-24). see Lazy housewives

Pushing your mistakes on a person. Self explanatory. If I say more I could go on and on forever.

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