So, my cousin texts my drunk ass this morning at 8am to tell me to check my email (yes, I was definitely still drunk at 8am. It was that kind of night). I roll over, feebly log into Gmail (almost falling out of bed in the process), and find this picture:

She’s entitled it “Respect the Apple.” Contrary what you might think, Jenna is 25 and not developmentally challenged in the slightest. However, she’s obviously very, very “special.”

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