I’m still pretty sure that the future of America is doomed, but yesterday Miss Teen USA South Carolina 2007 tried to prove she is not a bumbling idiot and explain why she answered the way she did. There is no way I’m biting. These beauty pageant contestants are groomed from a young way for these very situations. They are taught how to walk, do their hair and answer these stupid questions. For something this stupid to fall out of her mouth either shows that she is a fucking idiot or she wasn’t properly prepped for this type of speaking situation. Either way, we all got a laugh out of this and she will have to live her 15 minutes of fame for being known as the idiot who thinks we need more maps for kids. Sadly, more people know about this ditz than who actually won the contest, I’m just happy that next year’s pageant won’t be televised.