Add it onto the list! I have a new guilty pleasure.

That’s right… in addition to gossip blogs, novelizations of episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation, and Sting’s solo albums, you can add Miley Cyrus.

Yep – that’s right. I’ve got a crush on Hannah Montana.

Alright, so it’s not really a crush (despite her cute, vaguely jail-bait MySpace pics), but I cannot stop listening to her single “See You Again.” It perfectly describes all of my high school interactions with boys (as well as most of my current interactions with boys). The stuttering, the grasping for words, the assertion that, yes, next time I see you, I will redeem myself! However, my best friend is not named Leslie. How do I know that Miley’s best friend is Leslie? Thanks to the best lyric in the song: “You asked what’s wrong with me/My best friend Leslie said/’Oh, she’s just being Miley’.” Yeah, that’s how.

I first stumbled upon this song on my friend Kristen’s MySpace page. Now, Kristen works for a rock radio station and one of it’s most ball-busting DJs, so I assumed it was meant to be a joke. So, I laughed and was like, “Kristen is a tool.” However, this week she has a Mims song on there, so I’m guessing maybe she’s really coveting a job at Q102. Anyway, I never actually listened to the song, but instinctively knew the name when I heard it played on, where else, Q102. I was driving to Allentown and flipping during commercials/moments of static and was like “This song has a really good beat… it’s so cute… fuckin’ a, it’s that goddamn Hannah Montana song.”

So I did what any other rational, rock-loving 24-year-old would do: immediately added it to my MySpace and paid $0.99 to download it on iTunes.

Go listen to this musical excuse for crack at Miley’s MySpace here.

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