Dollar dollar bill ya’ll
My heart goes out to this guy, he had a good idea, bad intent, executed every so wrongly. Down in Tennessee, where things are supposed to be a bit slower, more hometown and just nicer, a man still couldn’t pass up the temptation of free money.
The United Press International published
Damon Armagost, of Smryna, pleaded guilty Friday to printing $1,400 in counterfeit bills from the image of $100 bill he downloaded on his computer
What’s worse, he had what was one of the best places to pass fakes at,
spent $600 in counterfeit money in April on strippers who became suspicious and called police, who recognized the counterfeit bills as all having the same number as fake money passed elsewhere in the country
Now a few things bother me about this. No one takes $100’s to a strip club, not unless you are in a major city and you are seriously ballin’. A few twenties will get you a nice stack of ones at the door for the ladies and you should be good for a night of fun. Maybe you give a $5 or 10 out now and again, perhaps even a $20 tip for a lap dance, but who really gives strippers $100 bills? Additionally, who knew strippers were so up on counterfeit numbers being circulated around in the country? That just takes the cake for me. I’m more willing to believe that the paper felt weird, it wasn’t cut squarely on the corners, almost anything other than the fact that they were aware of the serial numbers being used on other bills in the country.
Downloading photos of money from the internet? Guess it doesn’t grow on trees but it sure does get around the ‘net.
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Comments
Andy
They knew it was fake when their skin started to break out into a rash in the area where the bills were held snug against their thongs.
Donation Dan
After re-reading it I think they meant that investigators recognized the serial numbers. That is still pretty sad. Could’ve got away with it easily but noooo.