From September 28th, Paris goes on the David Letterman show to promote her new perfume, David just lays into her about jail. After 4 minutes she tries to curtail his assault but to no avail, he continues. This almost seems like a parody, but this is seriously one of the best interviews I’ve seen him give in a long time.

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