Sex and Coffee

There is a Hustler porn store on Sunset Ave here in LA. This is not a surprise as Los Angeles is universally accepted as the porn capitol of the United States. Its not surprising considering that Larry Flynt’s, Flynt Publications is located in LA. Its not surprising even though its in the [...]

The road to happiness

As I cuddled up with my blankets for about the sixth movie of the weekend, I let out a sigh of relief. One because I was eating Slow Churned Cookie Dough ice cream. Two and most importantly, because I didn’t have to share it with anyone. While I was still getting used to the idea [...]

96th Hour of Sobriety

I thought I’d make my comeback with an extravagant entrance. Picture a ticker tape parade with floats composed of people wearing burlap sacks and holding Zimas. Visualize a nun pontificating about abstinence and the benefits. Imagine a cop confiscating an 8th of weed and the criminal being delighted. This has been encompassing me for the [...]

Durex Get It On

This is and isn’t work safe, it’s funny and it’s not.  It’s a video poking fun at a very serious subject, yet done so very well.
Movie Credits:
Client    Durex
Title    Get It On
Director    Superfad
Duration    :30
Agency    Fitzgerald+CO
See the outtakes on Superfad.

I Want To Kick You All Over

I was recently dirty texting with a girl friend (Naomi for purpose of the story) of mine. Back and forth we kept sending naughty messages to one another while I was riding the train back home. I love dirty texting with Naomi because she has an active imagination and is very kinky thus I am [...]

Look Ma, I’m a Ho-Fessional

If you’ve seen a newspaper lately, watched TV, clicked on your little safari or explorer icon and checked out msn/cnn/yahoo/whatever, you would know that the Governor of New York was recently involved in a prostitution ring that is massively destructing his reputation and political career. With a record of ordering up smutty favors that may [...]

Philadelphia has the ugliest people in America

A 60 minute drive and I’m in the city of brotherly love, Philadelphia. Talk to anyone who lives there though, and you may here a few of its nicknames, like the city of brotherly shove or Philth-a-delphia. Philly has been and continues to be one of the hardest cities in the country, both [...]

Eco Sexy

Today is Blog Action Day! A day where fourteen thousand blogs will discuss one issue by trying to make an impact on 15 million readers. The topic? Environmentalism.
I feel that a lot of people don’t know what “going green” means. According to Wikipedia it means
…a concern for the preservation, restoration, or improvement of the natural [...]

How NOT to Pick Up a Chick

I live in an area where sometimes it’s quicker to walk 1/2 a mile than it is to drive it (seriously… Philly ‘burbs traffic is stupid and so is everyone driving in it).  For that reason, and because I am a cheap bastard (gas is expensive, yo!), I often choose to walk to work or to [...]

Russia’s Summer of Love…

The US has been experiencing a steady growth in population for the entirety of its existence. Not quite a year ago, America welcomed its 300 millionth citizen, something I personally view as a blessing and a curse. Not all countries however are growing like the US, example #1: Russia. Those kooky Russkies [...]