Can you get much more pathetic then

• Not being able to open your gas cap
• Using public bathrooms (3 in one night)
• Having the paparazzi wait on you hand and foot because you are not capable of doing it on your own

Don’t get me wrong, for the most part the paparazzi tend to be assholes and make stories out of nothing, so either Britney is a total basket case (good possibility) or we are all just too fascinated and focused on other people’s lives.

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