05.07Britney Spears comeback tour, chewing gum and being lame
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In an attempt to either bring credit back to her name or prove that she is sane again, Britney Spears is back on tour. This mini-comeback tour is already generating press, however I don’t know that it is good press.
Backed by a set of dancers, Britney reportedly reportedly arrived three-hours late for the San Diego concert and in less than 15-minutes lip-synced her way through shortened versions of hits “Baby One More Time,” “Do Somethin,” “I’m a Slave 4 U,” “Breathe On Me” and “Toxic” - while chewing a wad of gum. She repeated the act the following night in Anaheim and Thursday in West Hollywood.
To make things worse, some of her fans are actually dying to see her! This SF Craigslist want ad is from someone willing to pay $500 for two tickets. The only conclusion I can come up for wanting to see this if for the pure train wreck that it apparently is.
Source: SF Gate
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she needs to do all of us a favor & drop off the face of the planet!
May 7th, 2007 at 3:46 pm
No!!! What she needs to do is to stick out her tongue all day long until they get numb and then maybe she can sing afterwards.
May 14th, 2007 at 3:51 am