So a few months ago a girl friend (not girlfriend) of mine sent me this text message, to date I think it’s one of the best I’ve ever received.

Last night was total insanity – recovering and recuperating now.  All my coworkers and friends came out to a corner bar, ate burgers, bought me shots, headed to another bar – more shots – 3 people threw up, fight, dancing, girls kissing, vagina touching, motor boat, public make out, boobies, boys, tequila, vodka, VIP bottles, bartender love, carried over the shoulder.  I’m in pain.  I did wake up in someone else’s bed, alone, fully clothed :(

That’s a pretty decent night by anyone’s standards!

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