I’m confused.

Why is Nick Carter still famous enough to make TMZ.com and why is he now a UN Ambassador for… dolphins?

See for yourself.

I like dolphins and conservation and shit as much as the next pseudo-hippie, but I don’t get it.  I mean… Angelina Jolie is really busy with adopting 9 million Argentinian orphans and probably doesn’t have time for sea-dwelling creatures, but really… the freakin’ UN couldn’t pick someone… let’s see… more high-profile and less INSANE?  Did anyone else catch the Carters’ reality show on E! (what… no one else is up at 3am watching E! and eating Wawa?  Who are you people?  Stop judging)?  That family is crazy and I mean the completely entertaining kind of crazy that I can’t stop watching and I wish E! would get their act together and show a House of Carters marathon this weekend.

I bet Flipper is doing backflips in his watery grave right now.

More info of “Year of the Dolphin” can be found here.

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